Cthulhu Christmas

Cthulhu Christmas Chorale
Words by Terence Chua

(To the tune of "White Christmas," by Irving Berlin)

I'm dreaming of a dead ci-ty
Where Deep Ones swim in depths of night
Where Cthulhu's sleeping
And stars go creeping
Until the time when they are right.
I'm dreaming of a dark fu-ture
Ruled by that Three‑Lobed Burning Eye
When the Old Ones' returning is nigh
And the universe will go bye‑bye.

Christmas Filk for Cannibals

SOYLENT GREEN
Words: David Weingart © 1981
Music: Silent Night (traditional.)

Soylent Green
Tasty Green
Strangest food you've ever seen
Little crackers for you and me
Made from friends and neighbors
Made from neighbors and friends